The Jiff-a-Lube dryathon

Kinja'd!!! "webmonkees" (kayoteq-of-the-forest)
12/24/2013 at 21:21 • Filed to: None

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From the holiday anecdote grapevine..

Niece went to have her oil changed. A period of time later, concludes her business and sets out on the road..

You can guess what they neglected to do.

Now the fun game: Guess the drivetime!

I think it was a Honda engine.

10 minutes

15 minutes

45 minutes

1 Hour

90 minutes

The tow driver was very understanding, they went directly back to (let's just assume the big oil-change 'professionals') and basically, niece will be getting a new motor. Currently driving a tiny tiny rental.

It must be a dynamic where they just expect foulups, have the engine replacement hotline on standby. Not sure how they proved the case, perhaps the oil drain plug was still in place.

Lesson: If for some reason you can't get the oil changed yourself, for goodness sake check the levels before leaving the lot. That applies to everywhere.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > webmonkees
12/24/2013 at 21:31

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I had a '97 civic with the D14A4 engine. That thing ran without a dipstick for almost 90 minutes... So I'll guess 90 minutes.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
12/24/2013 at 21:40

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Sorry, the illustration may have been a bit deceiving. It wasn't the dipstick, it was the oil.

Lower.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > webmonkees
12/24/2013 at 21:41

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They forgot the oil??


Kinja'd!!! DoktorZombie > webmonkees
12/24/2013 at 22:46

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45 minutes?


Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > webmonkees
12/24/2013 at 23:28

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15 mins. More if she didn't hit vtec.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > webmonkees
12/25/2013 at 00:01

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Thanks for playing, the answer was: It took one hour for symptoms of a motor lacking oil to become obvious enough for an untrained driver to notice.